I find myself often scouring eBay in search of things that I absolutely do not need, yet covet. This is an example. I want this fucking sign. Which makes me believe that I:
a. should have been in a fraternity to explain such douchey purchases
b. need to fucking grow up
c. should not look at eBay anymore
d. both a and b
e. all of the above
(correct answer 'd')
But seriously, look at this and this and this.
I swear to god, for white males this is kryptonite.
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Neon pheasant = art.
Indisputably.
And by the by, has anyone else tried hitting the handicap option for the word verification before commenting-- freaky.
(Turn on your speakers first, you handicapped fuck.)
Too much?... probably.
Two questions:
1) What is the infatuation with Grain Belt? It is an average macro-brew at best. Is there some affiliation that I am missing because I have drank a few Grain Belts and they are nothing special.
2) Who the fuck opens a can on the bottom side? If you want to keep the tab closed then don't drink the beer. This clown apparently wanted to keep the can as a collectors item but couldn't resist the urge to have a tasty treat.
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