Guilty pleasure alert: Breweriana on eBay

I find myself often scouring eBay in search of things that I absolutely do not need, yet covet. This is an example. I want this fucking sign. Which makes me believe that I:

a. should have been in a fraternity to explain such douchey purchases

b. need to fucking grow up

c. should not look at eBay anymore

d. both a and b

e. all of the above

(correct answer 'd')

But seriously, look at this and this and this.

I swear to god, for white males this is kryptonite.