After years and years of drinking beer, I've become accustomed to having a little bite at the end of every drink. Then I tried Grain Belt Premium.
Here's what happened, initially it tasted very good, nice and malty. Then I waited for the everyday beer kick at the end.
I'm still waiting.
That's the story behind Grain Belt Premium. There is no freakin' bite. And I'm not sure I like it. It's like Pavlov's dog, I've been classically conditioned to believe that every beer has an ending flavor that either tickles your balls, or bites them. I'm so used to the bite of beer, that I don't know if I can let Grain Belt Premium into my beer-drinking life.
Grain Belt Premium is like the perfect set of boobies that everyone thinks are fake...but actually, they're real.
After the approximately 2 billion beers that I've already drank in my lifetime, it's taking me a little while to grasp this whole "biteless" beer. But I'll get there.
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This stuff reminds me of genuine draft, especially in the looks department. And I'm guessing its also made at a higher latitude. Are there any taste similarities?
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