One of the best things, in fact it may be the only good thing about having people at your house besides not driving, is all the leftover booze that people place in your fridge.
The other night I had a meager 10 people over to mostly grill burgers, drink, and light M80s in my driveway to the dismay of my uptight suburban neighborhood. In the span of one rather low-key night, I collected the following:
A four pack of ginger beer for Moscow Mules
One Michelob Ultra bottle, which I am drinking right now
Three very chic Michelob cans, that are streamlined to suggest to coke-addled models, "Drink me and you can still see your clavicles in the mirror while you chop out the next one."
At least a dozen Coors Light cans
Four or five Coors Light bottles
A half empty bottle of Skyy
So I ask you, dear Brews and Booze readers, what is your best after-party haul?
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Some might prefer to look at it as a half full bottle of skyy
I salute them.
I am only optimistic of half full bottles of Barton.
It's hard to beat some after-party benefits of frat life.
"Dude, can we have a party at your house."
Next morning, there's still 3/4 of a keg left over after those froshies blew their wad and thought they should buy another keg at 12:45 at night.
A free, almost full keg, always negated the throbbing pain in your asshole.
#2: Katie Walz
To clarify, I found her passed out on a mattress in a hallway, and had no idea she was even at my party.
jackpot.
NEW RECORD HOLDER
B...for consecutive posts that could have been made into one.
Craig Wieland's truck.
I used to be super pumped if after parties I could locate my wallet, cell phone, keys, pants, geographic location, and dignity within 5 minutes of waking up.
b, indeed, i'm claiming half of that prize as i lived there. though i did go to sleep/pass out before she was running around topless (allegedly). and i'll see your k. walz and raise you a sig ep "chip." no, seriously, that was that guy's name right that slept on the living room floor?
at that house we would acquire things and then pour them all into whatever was the largest vessel left and make some sort of jungle juice usually concocted of cheap vodka or rum in a handle and then pour off the beers and winecoolers and pass it around. ahh sundays...
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