The malternative drink that propelled countless pre-teens into a life of luxurious alcoholism will be produced no more.
Pour one out in the comments.
And please, fly your vaginas at half mast.
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I dont think that I have ever actually tried a Zima, can I still find them in liquor stores? I better try one so that I can say "back in the day" refer the situation when they used to have Zima. It might help me relate to the younger chics, as I am slowly getting older.
As long as they still have Grape Smirnoff Ice I'm cool.
I guess if you have Jolly Rancher Stock, now is the time to sell.
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correlation: rise of popularity of zima, number of times light petting achieved at nphs.
correlation: decline of popularity of zima, number of times light petting achieved since
pete via the palm
Great point. I haven't dry-humped in years. Sure whiskey puts my hand down pants, but I've forgotten the erotic nature of a corduroy one-sy.
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