OK, I realize that as a non-contributing contributor, I probably don't have a whole lot of room to bitch about things that are or are not on this site.
That said, it is downright offensive that the ultimate in college drinking is not listed in the poll. The beer that fueled many of the Man In Black's stories to unsuspecting freshmen girls ("I'm actually half Jewish," "I was a husky model for JC Penny when I was 5," "I promise I'll call you," etc.), fountain runs, naked pull-ups at the front doors of sororities, et. al.
This beer, my friends, is the beer of champions. The beer that did not need to be called by name. No, all that needed to be said and done for it to be understood what a young, aspiring academic needed to drink that Tuesday night was to hand the person making the beer run $12, and simply ask for "30 'Stones."
The beer: Keystone Light.
I'm saddened by its exclusion.
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How in God's name did I not see Key Light on that poll??? It's the first beer listed!!
I apparently had a bit too much fun at the My Morning Jacket show last night...I'm a bit fuzzy this morning. My apologies.
GA,
On behalf of the rest of the minimally contributing editorial staff, you have our appologies. Keep the humiliating stories about MIB's undergrad gyrations toward the opposite sex coming.
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