

Dear Anheuser-Busch,
Congratulations on your successful product placement during the last few seasons of Entourage. Man I love that show. Especially Turtle. He's my favorite. In fact, they are all pretty badass. I want their lives. I want to live in a mansion with my friends and do cool Hollywood/LA stuff. But I know that will never happen. So I'll just drink a Bud Select. Why? Because They drink it. And now I do. Huge Bud Select fan. In fact, I'm enjoying a Bud Select at this very moment. I don't particularly like the taste of it. I actually find it rather bland and not particularly satisfying. But those guys on Entourage make it look so cool. At home. At a hip club. On the beach. Hitting golf balls from a rooftop. Wherever they go--they're drinking Bud Select. Sure, my life is pathetic and boring compared to the fellas on the show. But with a Bud Select in my hand, I'm a legend in my own mind! Cheers Anheuser-Busch Advertising Minds. Cheers.
3 comments:
Are those the guys that lost their foot to frost bite? Or did they kill the gay guy in Wyoming...
RealNP
You could get on your roof and hit golf balls if that makes you feel a little more like the boys of Entourage. Although it may not have the same affect.
I hate Boston and I hate things that are associated with it.
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